The card game for people with zero brain cells left. No strategy. No skill. No idea what's going on.
Shout MEIR. In a whisper.
High-five yourself. Miss.
MEIR.
Point at whoever smells the best. Maintain eye contact.
Do the robot. A broken one.
HOW TO PLAY
Shuffle the deck. Flip the top card. Do what it says, immediately. If you hesitate, laugh, or mess it up, the card is yours. First player stuck holding 5 cards loses and must say “MEIR” solemnly. That's the whole game. You already know it by heart.
1
FLIP
Turn over the top card. Gasp.
2
OBEY
Do the thing. No thinking allowed.
3
SUFFER
Fail? The card is yours forever.*
*Until the end of the round. Nothing is forever. Except MEIR.
GET IT PRINTED
Pick 24–54 cards from the pool, slap a name on your deck, and order a real, physical, hold-it-in-your-hands printed deck for $19.99.
START BUILDING